Funny rules for dating my daughter
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.or grab yours for yourself today, and let the young boys who are looking to date your daughters know..you mean business!
Rule Two: I’m sure that you have been told that in today’s world sex without a barrier can be deadly.Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.Rule Three: I have no doubt the you are a popular fellow, with many oppurtunities to date other girls.Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips.Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants 10 sizes to big, and I will not object.
Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend? But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi.